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5 minutes ago
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

13 minutes ago
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effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

3 hours ago
69,898 notes
wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
5 hours ago
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12 hours ago
16,653 notes

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon crying because someone they loved died

13 hours ago
816 notes

madgearsolid:

Metal Gear Solid characters by Marc Lee

Via

13 hours ago
256 notes
marramew:

Sketch

marramew:

Sketch

13 hours ago
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A near-death experience is, like, the ultimate aphrodisiac.

13 hours ago
44,136 notes
opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

It starts!

It starts!

20 hours ago
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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

22 hours ago
172 notes
Track: UnknownInstant Crush
Artist: UnknownDaft Punk feat. Julian Casablancas
Album: UnknownRandom Access Memories
Played: 1564 times

tacostunes:

Daft Punk feat. Julian Casablancas - Instant Crush

From the album Random Access Memories (2013)

http://daftpunk.com/

1 day ago
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notsodarling-:

Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?

1 day ago
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Track: Unknown
Artist: Unknown
Album: Unknown
Played: 38839 times

gavins-tower-is-pimpin:

nebulaarr:

One of the many reasons why I love Gavin and Michael.

"shpagetti"

1 day ago
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Track: UnknownCareless Whisper
Artist: UnknownSeether
Album: UnknownCareless Whisper
Played: 5275 times

Seether  → Careless Whisper

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it’s better this way
We’d hurt each other with the things we want to say